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1、英语演讲稿笑话（精选多篇）第一篇：英语笑话twohuntersareoutinthewoodswhenoneofthemcollapses・hedoesn"tseemtobebreathingandhiseyesareglazed・theotherguywhipsouthisphoneandcallstheemergencyservices・hegasps,"；myfriendisdead!whatcanido?"；・theoperatorsays"；calmdown.icanhelp・first,let'smakesu
2、rehe?sdead・"；thereisasilence,thenashotisheard・backonthephone,theguysays"；ok,nowwhat?"；简单翻译：两个猎人在森林里打猎，突然甲倒下了.并且看上去不再呼吸了，眼睛也变得呆滞.乙赶紧拿起电话打给救护中心，上气不接下气的说:"我的朋友死了,怎么办?."服务人员说:"淡定，我有办法•首先，我们瞬确保他是死了."；安静了一会儿，电话里响起了一阵枪声，电话那头乙说道:"好了，那接下来怎么办."
3、下面是被评选世界第二搞笑的笑话：sherlockholmesanddrwatsonweregoingcamping・theypitchedtheirtentunderthestarsandwenttosleep.sometimeinthemiddleofthenightholmeswokewatsonupandsaid：uwatson,lookupatthestars,andtellmewhatyousee・”watsonreplied：“iseemillionsandmillionsofstars・”holmessaid：“andwhatdo
4、youdeducefromthat?”watsonreplied："well,iftherearemillionsofstars,andifevenafewofthosehaveplanets,it'squitelikelytherearesomeplanetslikeearthoutthere・andifthereareafewplanetslikeearthoutthere,theremightalsobelife・”andholmessaid："watson,youidiot,itmeansthatsomebodystoleourtent
5、.”简单翻译：甲乙一起去野营.他俩在星光下搭好帐篷然后睡去.半夜的某时，甲叫醒乙:"抬头看看那些星星，然后告诉我你发现了什么?"乙："我看见好多好多的星星."；甲："如此你能推断出什么结论?"乙回答道:"嗯…•假如天上有无数的恒星，而且其中一些有自己的行星，那么很有可能就会有像地球一样的星球存在.假如有像地球一样的星球存在，那里还可能存在生物."甲无语:"你个sb.这说明有人偷了我们的帐篷・"；第二篇：英语笑话英语笑话笑话一：awomangetson
6、abuswithherbaby.thebusdriversays："；that‘stheugliestbabythati'veeverseen.ugh!"；thewomangoestotherearofthebusandsitsdown,fuming・shesaystoamannexttoher："；thedriverjustinsultedme!"；themansays："；yougorightupthereandtellhimoff-goahead,i'11holdyourmonkeyforyou.&
7、quot；笑话二：sherlockholmesanddrwatsonweregoingcamping.theypitchedtheirtentunderthestarsandwenttosleep・sometimeinthemiddleofthenightholmeswokewatsonupandsaid："；watson,lookupatthesky,andtellmewhatyousee・"；watsonreplied："；iseemillionsandmillionsofstars."；holmessaid
8、："；emdwhatdoyoudeducefromthat?"；watsonreplied："；well,ifthereare
