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1、精品资料9到10人英语剧本---孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版英文........................................精品资料9到10人英语剧本---孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版英文2011-05-0317:47Performance@College:StoryofJohnnyandLunch(孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版) Characters: Prologue (J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一个纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasat

2、iger.(Whisper)WhilemywifeisWuSong.(拍门大叫)I'mnotafraidofyou!（内砸出一脸盆，J接着当成盾牌护着）Then,I'mafraidofwhom?Mywifelunchisthemostfamouswomaninneighbourhood.She'sbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllofthisIdonotcare.Ijustwanthertobetenderthanme.Butsheisn't!Havingawifelikethis

3、isjustlikelivinginthehell!........................................精品资料 ActOne (序幕结束时，JM作窃听状) JM:(拄着拐棍上)Ican!(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L：（揸住锅铲，扎着围裙，从门内跳出来）I'mhere!I'mcuttingchicken.What'supmum? JM:I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme"mymostbeautiful,gracefulandde

4、arestmother-in-law". L:Ok.Mymostbeautiful,gracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what'sup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly,beensorude,sobrusque,solazy... L:But... JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardalld

5、ay,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchickensand... JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotas........................................精品资料valuableasagrandson! L:(生气挥动锅铲)Oh,youwantagrandson,don'tyou?(开始脱围裙)Goandaskyourson.I'mleaving!(扔下围裙，扔到JM脸上，下台) ActTwo

6、 (LM坐在台上打毛线，L拿着锅铲上台) L:Mum,I'mback. LM:You'reback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautiful,gracefulanddearestmother-in-law. LM(惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!WhenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisugly,stupidandpoor.Butyoudidn'tlist

7、entome.Lookatyourselfnow! L:But,mum... LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I'mnotinterruptingyou.Ijustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysright,OK?AndI'llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. LM:(大喜)Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthe........................................精品资料Mayor'sSoninthemarket.Hesaid,"Ifyo

8、urdaughterhaven'tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!"Nowthatyou'refreeagain,I'llgoan