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1、小学生英语故事英文幽默故事：1、Therewasaguy（家伙，伙计）whowentintoashoptobuyaparrot（鹦鹉）.Therewerethreeparrotsintheshop.Onewas$5,000;another（另一个）one,$10,000;andthethird（第三）one,$30,000.Thecustomer（顾客）askedtheowner,“Howthisguyis$5,000?That’ssoexpensive（贵的）forthiskind（种类）ofparrot.”Theownersaid,“Becau
2、seIhavetrained（训练）himandhecantalk.”Sothecustomeraskedhim,“Howaboutthisguy?Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?”Theownersaid,“Well,apartfrom（除了）talking,hecanalsodosomeamusing（有趣的）actions（动作）,likedancingandsoon.That’swhyhe’ssoexpensive.”Thenthecustomersaid,“Howaboutthethirdone?Wh
3、atcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?”Theowneroftheshopsaid,“Idon’tknow.Normally（通常）,Ihaveneverheardhimtalk,nordance,norwhistle（吹口哨）,norsing,nothingatall!Buttheothertwocallhim‘TheBoss（老板）.2、Whereistheegg?Teacher:Canyoumakeasentence（造句）withtheword"egg"?Student:Yes.Iateapieceof（一块）c
4、akeyesterday.Teacher:Thenwhereisthe“egg"?Student:Inthecake,Sir.3、Tomisalittleboy,andheisonlysevenyearsold.Oncehegoestoacinema.Itisthefirsttimeforhimtodothat.Hebuys（买）aticket（票）andgoesin.Butaftertwoorthreeminutes（分钟）hecomesout,andbuysthesecond（第二张）ticketandgoesinagain.Afterafew
5、minuteshecomesoutagainandbuysthethird（第三张）ticket.Twoorthreeminutesafterthathecomesoutandasksforanotherticket.Butagirlaskshim,“Whydoyoubuysomanytickets?Howmanyfriendsdoyoumeet?”“No,Ihavenofriendshere,butabigwomanalwaysstopsmeatthedoorandcutsup（剪）myticket.”4、Teacher:WouldShakesp
6、eare（莎士比亚）beagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofar（目前为止）nobodyhaslivedtoover400years.5、Mr.Smith:Waiter,there'sadeadfly（死苍蝇）inmysoup（汤）.Waiter:Yes,sir,Iknow---it'stheheat（热）thatkills（杀死）it.6、"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-wool（棉花）inyourear?Isitin
7、fected（感染）?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldmewentinoneearandouttheother,soIamtryingtostopit."7、Teacher：Weallknowthatbeatcausesanobjecttoexpandancoldcaueseittocontract（热胀冷缩）.Now，cananyonegivemeagoodexample（例子）?John：Well，inthesummerthedaysarelong，andinthewintert
8、hedaysareshort.8、AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocent
