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1、学学美国著名脱口秀主持人柯南·奥布莱恩的口才吧。以下是他在2011年达特茅斯学院毕业致辞。睿智与幽默，这是我喜欢他节目的原因。邱政政以下是演讲全文（中文配合视频字幕观看）：http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/L8OFYnjVpQA/I'vebeenlivinginLosAngelesfortwoyears,andI'veneverbeenthiscoldinmylife.Iwillpayanyonehere$300forGORE-TEXgloves.Anybody.I'mserious.Ihavethec
2、ash.BeforeIbegin,ImustpointoutthatbehindmesitsahighlyadmiredPresidentoftheUnitedStatesanddecoratedwarherowhileI,acabletelevisiontalkshowhost,hasbeenchosentostandhereandimpartwisdom.IprayIneverwitnessamoredamningexampleofwhatiswrongwithAmericatoday.Graduates,faculty,parent
3、s,relatives,undergraduates,andoldpeoplethatjustcometothesethings:GoodmorningandcongratulationstotheDartmouthClassof2011.Today,youhaveachievedsomethingspecial,somethingonly92percentofAmericansyouragewilleverknow:acollegediploma.That’sright,withyourcollegediplomayounowhavea
4、crushingadvantageover8percentoftheworkforce.I'mtalkingaboutdropoutloserslikeBillGates,SteveJobs,andMarkZuckerberg.Incidentally,speakingofMr.Zuckerberg,onlyatHarvardwouldsomeonehavetoinventamassivesocialnetworkjusttotalkwithsomeoneinthenextroom.Myfirstjobasyourcommencement
5、speakeristoillustratethatlifeisnotfair.Forexample,youhaveworkedtirelesslyforfouryearstoearnthediplomayou’llbereceivingthisweekend.Thatwasgreat.AndDartmouthisgivingmethesamedegreeforinterviewingthefourthleadinTwilight.Dealwithit.Anotherexamplethatlifeisnotfair:ifitdoesrain
6、,thepowerfulrichpeopleonstagegetthetent.Dealwithit.IwouldliketothankPresidentKimforinvitingmeheretoday.AftermyphonecallwithPresidentKim,Idecidedtofindoutalittlebitabouttheman.HegoesbyPresidentKimandDr.Kim.Tohisfriends,he'sJimKim,JtotheK,SpecialK,JKRowling,theJustKiddingKi
7、mster,andmostpuzzling,"StinkyPete."HeservedasthechairoftheDepartmentofGlobalHealthandSocialMedicineatHarvardMedicalSchool,spearheadedataskforcefortheWorldHealthOrganizationonGlobalHealthInitiatives,wonaMacArthurGeniusGrant,andwasoneofTIMEMagazine's100MostInfluentialPeople
8、in2006.GoodGod,man,whatthehellareyoucompensatingfor?Seriously.Wegetit.You'resmart.BythewayDr.Kim
