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1、Don'tbotherme别烦我Onedayakindmanmetapanickylittleboyinhisneighbor-hoodwhenhewasgoinghomefromhisoffice. Henoticedthattheboyseemedtohavefoughtwithotherboys.Hekindlysaid:"Whydoyouhaveablackeye,littleman?Iamsorrytoseethat?" Unexpectedlytheboyrepliedangrily:"Don'tbotherme.Yougohometof
2、eelsorryforyourownlittleboy-hehasgottwo!" 有一天一个好心的人下班回家时，在他居住的小区里碰到一个神色慌张的小男孩。 他注意到这个孩子像是刚和别的孩子打过架，就亲切的对他说：“小家伙，你怎么会有个黑眼眶呀？看到你这样，我很为你难过？” 不料这个小男孩竟然气冲冲地回答说：“别烦我。你回家去为你自己的小男孩难过吧。他有两个黑眼眶。”Naivereasoning天真的推理Amanwastellingastorytohisson,afour-year-oldboy.Theboynoticedalockofgrayhai
3、ronhisfather'sheadandasked:"Whyaresomeofyourgray,papa?" "Papawillgetagrayhaireverytimehislittleboyisnaughty,"saidhisfather,thinkingtotaketheadvantageofthisopportunitytogivehimamorallesson. Theboythoughtforamoment,andthennaivelysaid:"Oh,Iseewhymygrandpapahasalotofgrayhaironhishe
4、ad.Ithinkhemusthavehadverynaughtyboys." 有个人给他的儿子，一个4岁的男孩讲故事。小男孩注意到他父亲的头上有一缕白发，就问道：“爸爸，你的头发怎么是白的？” 他的父亲想趁机给他上一堂教育课，就回答说：“爸爸的小男孩每顽皮一次，爸爸头上就会长出一根白头发。” 小男孩沉思了一下，就天真地说：“哦，我知道爷爷为什么有那么多白头发了。我想他的儿子们一定也非常顽皮。”Canyoueatanymore你还能吃吗InChemistryclass,theteacherwasexplainingtherelationshipbet
5、weensolventandsolute:"Acertainsolventcanonlydissolveacertainsolute.Forexample,youhaveeatenabowlofrice,thenonemorebowl.Afterhavingeatenthethirdbowl,youhavefeltfulltothethroat.Atthistime,canyoueatanymore?" Oneofthestudentsasked:"Isthereanydish?".. 化学课上老师讲解溶剂与溶质的关系：“一定的溶剂只能溶解一定的溶质
6、。比如说，你吃了一碗饭，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已经饱了，你还能吃下去吗？” 有个学生问：“还有菜吗？”Agarbagecollector垃圾收集工Johnwastenyearsold,andhewasaverylazyboy. Hehadtogotoschoolofcourse,buthewasboredthereandtriedtodoaslittleworkaspossible.Hisfatherandmotherwerebothdoctorsandtheyhopedthathewouldbecomeone,too,whenhegrewup,b
7、utonedayLohnsaidtohismother,"WhenIfinishschool,Iwanttobecomeagarbagecollector." "Agarbagecollector?"hismotherasked.Shewasverysurprised."That'snotaverypleasantjob.Whydoyouwanttobecomeagarbagecollector?" "BecausethenI'donlyhavetoworkonedayaweek,"Lohnanswered. "Onlyonedayaweek?"hi
8、smothersaid."Whatdoyoumean?" "Well,"Johnanswered,"Ikno
