课前五分钟智力趣味幽默

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1、课前五分钟智力趣味幽默Areyougoingtotreatme?AnAmericanactresscametoChinaforthefirsttime.OnedaywhenshewaslookingforhernewChinesefriendafteraperformance,shecameacrossananxiousChinesewhohadalwayswantedtopracticehisEnglishwithnativespeakers,buthadneverfoundthechance.Whenhesawtheactress,hewentupandexchangedgreetin

2、gs,thenstartedhispractice. “Howoldareyou?” “I’msorry.Pleasedon’taskaladyaboutherage,”theactresssaiduneasily. “Howmuchdoyouearneachmonth?”theChinesetriedhardtorecallthissentencefromhistextbook. “Sorryagain.Wedon’tfeelliketellingothersaboutthateither,“sheagainrefusedtoanswer. “Haveyouhadlunch?”theCh

3、inesetriedagaintoshowhistraditionalwayofgreeting. “No,areyouplanningtotreatmetoameal?’sheaskedinsurprise.你要请客吗？有位美国女演员首次来中国演出，有一天演出结束后在找她的中国朋友时，碰见一位总想与老外练讲英语的中国人，可惜他一直没有这样的机会。当看到这位女演员时，他走上前去互相问候，接着便练起英语来。 “你多大啦？” “对不起，请不要问女士的年龄，”演员感到很不自在。 “你每月挣多少钱？”中国人极力回忆着教科书上的句子。 “对不起，我们也不愿意把这事告诉给人家。”她再次拒绝了对方。 “

4、你吃过饭了吗？”中国人再次用本民族的传方式询问对方。 “没有，你要请我吃饭吗？”她惊喜地问。BusywithappointmentsTwofriendsmeetinthestreetwhenthefollowingconversationtakesplace.Jane:“Well,youknow,Ihavesomanyappointmentswithmydoctorthese days.”Mary:“nothingwrongwithmephysically.Thedoctorismyfiancée.”忙于约会两个朋友在街上见面后说了下面这段话。珍妮：“最近没有见到您，忙什么呢？”玛丽：“哦

5、，您知道，我最近一直在忙着看医生。”珍妮：“您患了什么病？”玛丽：“我的身体没患任何病，医生是我未婚夫。”MoreintelligentinDreamsWhenastudentfailedtosolveamathprobleminclass,heexpressedhisregrettohisteacher.“Iremembersolvingtheprobleminmydreamlastnight,butforthetimebeingI’veforgottenit.Whatcanthatmean?”“Itmeansthatyouaremoreintelligentindreamsthanwh

6、enyouareawake.”Theteacherexplained.梦中更聪明一名没学生在班上没有做出老师的数学题，他感到很遗憾，对老师解释说；“我记得昨天夜里做梦时这道题解对了，但现在一时想不起了。这说明什么？”“这说明你做梦的时候比你醒着的时候更聪明。”AloneandLonelyWilliamHenryisayoungAmericanprofessorwhohasbeenteachinginaChinesecollegeforthreeyears.Heispopularamonghisstudentsforhisstudentforhisintelligenceandpatienc

7、e.Healsohasseveralfavoritestudents.Amongthemisabeautifulgirl,themonitoroftheclass,whohasleftadeepimpressiononhimwithheractiveclassperformance.Afterthelastclassbeforegraduation,thegirlaskedtheyoungprofessoraquesti