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1、TheOneWiththeSonogramattheEndWrittenby:MartaKauffman&DavidCraneTranscribedby:guineapig[SceneCentralPerk,everyone'sthere.]Monica:Whatyouguysdon'tunderstandis,forus,kissingisasimportantasanypartofit.Joey:Yeah,right!.......Y'serious?Phoebe:Oh,yeah!Rachel:Everythingyouneedtoknowisin
2、thatfirstkiss.Monica:Absolutely.Chandler:Yeah,Ithinkforus,kissingisprettymuchlikeanopeningact,y'know?Imeanit'slikethestand-upcomedianyouhavetositthroughbeforePinkFloydcomesout.Ross:Yeah,and-andit'snotthatwedon'tlikethecomedian,it'sthat-that...that'snotwhyweboughttheticket.Chandl
3、er:Theproblemis,though,aftertheconcert'sover,nomatterhowgreattheshowwas,yougirlsarealwayslookingforthecomedianagain,y'know?Imean,we'reinthecar,we'refightingtraffic...basicallyjusttryingtostayawake.Rachel:Yeah,well,wordofadvice:Bringbackthecomedian.Otherwisenexttimeyou'regonnafin
4、dyourselfsittingathome,listeningtothatalbumalone.Joey:(pause)....Arewestilltalkingaboutsex?OpeningCredits[Scene:MuseumofPrehistoricHistory,Rossandaco-worker(Marsha)aresettingupanexhibitwhichincludessomemannequinsofcavepeople.]Ross:No,it'sgood,itisgood,it'sjustthat-mm-doesn'tshes
5、eemalittleangry?Marsha:Well,shehasissues.Ross:Doesshe.Marsha:He'soutbangingotherwomenovertheheadwithaclub,whileshesitsathometryingtogetthemastodonsmelloutofthecarpet!Ross:Marsha,thesearecavepeople.Okay?Theyhaveissueslike'Gee,thatglacier'sgettingkindaclose.'See?Marsha:Speakingofi
6、ssues,isn'tthatyourex-wife?(Carol,Ross'sex-wife,hasenteredbehindthemandisstandingoutstidetheexhibit.)Ross:(tryingtoignoreher)No.No.Marsha:Yes,itis.Carol!Hi!Ross:Okay,okay,yes,itis.(waves)HowaboutI'll,uh,catchupwithyouintheIceAge.(MarshaexitsandRosswavesCarolintotheexhibit.)Ross:
7、Hi.Carol:So.Ross:Youlookgreat.I,uh...Ihatethat.Carol:Sorry.Youlookgoodtoo.Ross:Ah,well,inhere,anyonewho...standserect...Sowhat'snew?Still,uh...Carol:Alesbian?Ross:Well...youneverknow.How's,um..how'sthefamily?Carol:Marty'sstilltotallyparanoid.Oh,and,uh-Ross:Why-whyareyouhere,Caro
8、l?Carol:I'mpregnant.Ross:Pregnant?![Scene:Monic