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3、shoulderhasbeenhurting,sincemenopausebegan.Theysayaftertwomoreyears,itwon'thurtanymore.So,PahasretiredfromtheArmy,andnowhe'sactingstrange.Beforehewasageneral...inchargeofthousandsoftroops.Nowhe'shereathome...commandingonlymeandoldChang...andhe'sgettingverycranky.It'shard
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