《英语幽默小故事》PPT课件

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1、WelcometoEnjoyEnlish【1】AttheLessonofGeography（在地理课上）Ateacherputhisfingeronsomeplaceonthemapandsaid:“Whatisthis,John?”Johngotupandsaid:“Yourforefinger．”Englishjoke【1】AttheLessonofGeography（在地理课上）Ateacherputhisfingeronsomeplaceonthemapandsaid:“Whatisthis,John?”Johngot

2、upandsaid:“Yourforefinger．”Englishjoke【2】AttheLessonofPhysics（在物理课上）Teacher:Explain,please,theeffectofcoldandheatandgiveexamples．Pupil（学生）:Coldcontracts,heatexpands．That'swhydaysareshorterinwinterandlongerinsummer．Englishjoke【2】AttheLessonofPhysics（在物理课上）Teacher:Exp

3、lain,please,theeffectofcoldandheatandgiveexamples．Pupil（学生）:Coldcontracts,heatexpands．That'swhydaysareshorterinwinterandlongerinsummer．Englishjoke【3】Twenty-eightDaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tellmewhichmonthhastwenty-eightdaysinit．Nick（thinksalittleandsays）：Theyallhave．Engli

4、shjoke【3】Twenty-eightDaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tellmewhichmonthhastwenty-eightdaysinit．Nick（thinksalittleandsays）：Theyallhave．Englishjoke【4】ThepenBill:Mary,givemeyourpen,please．Mary:whydon'tyouwanttowritewithyourownpen?Bill:Becauseitalwaysmakessomanymistakes．Englishjoke【

5、4】Thepen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill:Mary,givemeyourpen,please．Mary:whydon'tyouwanttowritewithyourownpen?Bill:Becauseitalwaysmakessomanymistakes．Englishjoke【5】Anne'sAge（安妮的年龄）Teacher:Howoldareyou,Anne?Anne:Fifteen．Teacher:Butyouwereonlysev

6、enlastyear,andnowyouareeightyearsold．Anne:Well,sevenlastyearandeightthisyearmakefifteen．Englishjoke【5】Anne'sAge（安妮的年龄）Teacher:Howoldareyou,Anne?Anne:Fifteen．Teacher:Butyouwereonlysevenlastyear,andnowyouareeightyearsold．Anne:Well,sevenlastyearandeightthisyearmakefift

7、een．Englishjoke