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1、三打白骨精ThreeTimes*BeatingMonster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨和（何平）Bl：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T:Emitofo.doyouknowwherewearenow?S：Bajie,map!E：（摸出，递给S）S：Look,boss（凑近T）…•…（T、S一齐转向E）T:BajielHowManytimesIhavetoldyou,dontbringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirls!E：OhzbossIForgiveme（伸手拿回）T:（缩手）I'llkeepitforyouunt

2、ilwereachthewestE：But•…T:Emitofo.nothingislustJustisnothing!Map?E：（iM）Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountainlAhIcantwalkonanymore!（坐）MystomachdoesntallowSo.S：FatPig!E：Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagainjwill,1willS：Youwillwhat（P

3、ong,factuallyjamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?E：Yousee.bossishungry,too!T:BaijielDontforgetwhoatemylastmeal!J：Butbossjfamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway••…T:EmItisaproblem.Wukong.doyouhaveanyidea?S：Noproblem!（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看）J：Thisis••…?S：Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfr

4、omboss'sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayin计！T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!s：Bye!（走）T：Let'splaycards!（三人开始打牌）音乐《斗地主》B：HmIHmIEIectricnet?Youaretoochildish.（变成Bl）Bl：（接近三人，塑着）CanIjoinyou?J：Imsorry」ady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstlandown

5、erandthreepeopleareenough.Bl：（在一旁观看）Oh,Chance!Bomb!T：Bomb?（打出）Bl：DoubleKing!T:Oh....Iwin!Em……丄adyyouareaboss-hand.Comeinandteachme!（准备开电网门）S：（回来,看见Bl）Oh,monster!（上洞就打）81：（倒）Ah….T:（气愤）Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S：Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!（深呼吸）S：Oh,pleasedon't……T：Ifstoolate!（唱）Oncem

6、ore……youopenthedoor...（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱）S：Please.Please.oh^no……（痛苦抱头）T：（呛住，咳）WukongJrmdisappointedwithyou!B：（真身出现）Hm!SunWukong,IIIteachyoualesson!（变成太婆）B2：Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?T：Daughter?...（连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry!（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡）S：（咬牙切齿）Youmonster.IIIbeatyouintohell!（S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晟

7、，S再打死B2）E&J：AreyouOk,boss?（扶T）J：Look,伸食指）howmany?T：Two.•…（晕乎乎地）SunWukong,gameove叫变成B3）83：（看到B1.B2f1体）Oh・・・.,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!（哭喊）S：IIIkillyou,monster!（打）T:（想阻止，未及）you,you••…（险些晕，扶住）Youhavekilledthreelives!S：Noftheyarenothumanbeing