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1、Lesson1Acat’sforeignlanguageratfatcatThemotherratandherbabiesareplayinginthegarden.Afatcatiscomingtocatchthemfordinner.Themotherratandherbabiestrytorunaway.Butthebabyratscan’trunveryfast.Thecatisgettingcloserandcloser.Suddenly,themotherratstopsrunningandturnsaround.She
2、shoutsatthecatlikeanangrydog,“woof,woof,woof.”Thecatisafraidandrunsaway.Themotherratturnstoherbabies,andsays,“Youseehowimportantitistolearnaforeignlanguage.”Lesson2Itispartofthegame.platewakelateMomiswashingplatesinthekitchen.KateandherbrotherDaveareplayinggamesintheli
3、vingroom.Kateismakingalotofnoise.Momsays,“Kate,whydoyouyellandscreamsomuch?You’regoingtowakeupyourgrandma.PleaseplayquietlylikeDave.See,hedoesn’tmakeasound.”“Ofcourse,hedoesn’t.Mom,it’spartofthegameweareplaying.Heisdaddycominghomelate,andI‘myou.”Lesson3ThebestPresent.b
4、estgetwetBenandTedaregoodfriends.Theyalwaysplaytogether.Oneday,TedseesawaterguninBen’shand,andheasks,“Whogaveyouthegun?”“Mygrandpa,”Bensays,“andthisisthebestpresentIhaveeverhad.”“why?”Tedasks.“whenIplaywithit,Igeteverythingwet.Somymomgivesmefivedollarsfornotplayingwith
5、it.”Benanswers.Lesson4Ihavehisearinmypocket.hisbigkidTimisanaughtyboy.Heoftenfightswithhisclassmatesatschool.Oneday,Timcomeshomewithabloodynose.Hismotherasks,“Tim,whathappened?”“Abigkidbitme.”Timanswers.Hismotherisveryangrytohearthis.“Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimaga
6、in?”askshismother.“I‘dknowhimanywhere.”SaysTim.“Ihavehisearinmypocket.”Lesson5Mydogdoesn’tbite.whitebiteniceMikewalksintoapetshopandseesalittlewhitedog.Heaskstheshopkeeper,“Doesyourdogbite?”Theshopkeepersays,“No,mydogdoesn’tbite.”“Whatanicedog,”Mikesaystohimself.Thenhe
7、bendsdownandtriestotouchthedog.Thedogbiteshim.“Ouch!”hecries,“Yousaidyourdogdidnotbite!”Theshopkeeperreplies,“Thatisnotmydog.”Lesson6Iwasnotlost.dogstophotBobisanoldman.Heoftenwalkshisdoginthestreetafterdinnerandcomesbackhomeatseveno’clock.Oneevening,acarstopsathishous
8、e.ApolicemanhelpsBobgetoutofthecar.ThepolicemansaystoBob‘swife,“Thisoldmangotlostinthestreet.Heaskedmetotakehimhomein
