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1、1.TheWorld'sGreatestSwordsman （n. 剑客,击剑手）Atanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-place（排名第三的）fencer（n.剑客，击剑者）tookthestage.Aflywasreleased,andwithanarc（n.弧）ofhissword（n.剑，刀）hecuttheflyinhalf.Thecrowdcheered.Thenthesecond-placemansliced（slice n.薄片vt.削）aflyinto
2、quarters.Ahushfellinanticipationoftheworld'sgreatestswordsman.Hisbladecamedowninamightyarc-buttheinsectcontinuedonitsway!Thecrowdwasaghast.Thegreatestswordsmanhadmissedhistargetcompletely,yethecontinuedtosmile."Whyareyousohappy?"someoneyelled."Youmissed!""Ah,"replied
3、theswordsman,"youweren'twatchingverycarefully.Theyflylives,yes-buthewillneverbeafather."stage [n.舞台taketheworldstage登上舞台exhibition ]n.展览(会)release ]vt.／n.释(排)放；放开hush v.(使)安静下来n.安静，寂静anticipation n.预期；预料inanticipationof 期待着blade ]n.刀刃，刀片mighty [a.强大的insect ]n.昆虫，虫agh
4、ast ]a.惊骇的target [n.目标，对象，靶子vt.瞄准yell ]vi./n.号叫，叫喊2.AMistakeAnAmerican,aScot（Scotland n.苏格兰）andaCanadianwerekilledinacaraccident.Theyarrivedatthegatesofheaven,whereaflusteredSt.Peterexplainedthattherehadbeenamistake."Giveme$500each,"hesaid,"andI'llreturnyoutoearthasi
5、fthewholethingneverhappened.""Done!"saidtheAmerican.Instantly,hefoundhimselfstandingunhurtnearthescene."Wherearetheothers?"askedamedic."LastIknew,"saidtheAmerican,"theScotwashagglingprice,andtheCanadianwasarguingthathisgovernmentshouldpay."accident [æksidənt]n.意外遭遇,事
6、故fluster [flʌstə]vt.使惊慌失措flustered惊慌失措的saint英音：[seint]heaven [hevən]n.天堂Done口语（成交）instantly [instəntli]ad.立即，立刻scene [si:n]n.场，地点medic医生haggle [hægəl]vi.讨价还价argue [ɑ:gju:]vi.争论(吵,辩)government政府3.PigorWitch（女巫）Amanisdrivingupasteep,narrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdo
7、wnthesameroad.Astheypasseachother,thewomanleansoutofthewindowandyells"PIG!!"Themanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowandreplies,"WITCH(女巫)!!"Theyeachcontinueontheirway,andasthemanroundsthenextcorner,hecrashesintoapiginthemiddleoftheroad.Ifonlymenwouldlisten（要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的
8、意思就好了。）.steep a.陡的narrow [a.狭窄(隘)的；lean v.(使)倾斜crashvi.碰撞4.ResponseAbilityresponse n.回答abilityn.能力，技巧AnOgden（奥格根市）,Iowa,ministerwas
