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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑【关于搞笑的英语对话小短文】英语对话小短文英语学习在我国已轰轰烈烈地开展了几十年。英语学习书籍各种各样。从学校,学校,高中到高校不断贯彻英语教学,可以说英语学习已成为一个热门话题。我整理了关于搞笑的英语对话小短文，欢迎阅读!关于搞笑的英语对话小短文：学会礼貌ToBePoliteOneday,BillandTomwenttoarestaurantfordinner.Assoonasthewaitertookouttwosteaks,Billquicklypickedoutthebiggersteakfo
2、rhimself.Tomwasnthappyaboutthat:Whenareyougoingtolearntobepolite?Bill:Ifyouhadthechancetopickfirst,whichonewouldyoupick?Tom:Thesmallerpiece,ofcourse.Bill:Whatareyouwhiningaboutthen?Thesmallerpieceiswhatyouwant,right?一天，比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。当服务员端上两份牛排时，比尔快速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。汤姆对此很不快乐："你什
3、么时候能学会礼貌?'比尔说："假如让你先拿，你会拿哪个?'汤姆说："当然是小的那个。'比尔："那你还埋怨什么?小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗?'关于搞笑的英语对话小短文：EarlyShopperItwasChristmasandthejudgewasinabenevolent(慈爱的)moodashequestionedtheprisoner.Whatareyouchargedwith?heasked.Doingmychristmasshoppingearly,repliedthedefendant.第3页共3页本文格式为Word版，下
4、载可任意编辑Thatsnooffense,repliedthejudge,Howearlywereyoudoingthisshopping?Beforethestoreopened,countered(反击，反对)theprisoner.关于搞笑的英语对话小短文：ImthegroomApoliceofficerinasmalltownstoppedamotoristwhowasspeedingdownMainStreet.Butofficer,themanbegan,Icanexplain.Justbequiet,snappedtheo
5、fficer.Imgoingtoletyoucoolyourheelsinjailuntilthechiefgetsback.But,officer,Ijustwantedtosay,...AndIsaidtokeepquiet!Youregoingtojail!Afewhourslatertheofficerlookedinonhisprisonerandsaid,Luckyforyouthatthechiefsathisdaughterswedding.Hellbeinagoodmoodwhenhegetsback.Dontcoun
6、tonit,answeredthefellowinthecell.Imthegroom.关于搞笑的英语对话小短文：toplessmodelsJustinTurner,representingElitePremierLtd,outlininghisclientscaseforaninjunctionsaid,TheagencyrepresentsmanymodelswhoarehouseholdnamessuchasClaudiaSchiffer,NaomiCambellandLindaEvangelista.Idontknowifyou
7、rLordshipisfamiliarwiththesemodels?DoIneedtobe?repliedthejudge.Idontthinkso,saidMr.Turner,perhapswisely.MrJusticeHarmanwasperplexedbytheuseofthewordtoplessindiscussingglamourmodelling.Itmeanspreciselytheopposite,hewastold.Thismisuseofthewordis,thejudgesaid,isremarkable-a
8、sif第3页共3页本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑theyhadbeencutoffatthewaistwhichisexactlywhattheydonotmean.Ifyoucutthetopoff
