吃“冰激凌”的正确方法

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1、吃“冰激凌”的正确方法　　Grasptheconewiththerighthandfirmlybutgentlybetweenthumbandatleastonebutnotmorethanthreefingers，two-thirdsofthewayuponthecone.Thendartswiftlyawaytoanopenarea，awayfromthejostlingcrowdatthestand.Nowtakeuptheclassicice-cream-cone-eatingstance：feetfromonetoonefeetapart，bodybent

2、forwardfromthewaistatatwenty-five-degreeangle，rightelbowwellup，rightforearmhorizontal，atalevelwithyourcollarboneandabouttwelveinchesfromit.　　右手牢牢地抓住蛋筒，但要以大拇指和至少一个、不能超过三个的其他手指夹住蛋筒自下而上三分之二的地方。然后飞奔至宽敞处，离开冷饮亭的拥挤人群。现在摆出吃冰漠淋的古典姿势两足相距一两英尺，上半身前倾25度，右肘抬起，右前臂水平提至与颈骨同高处，距离12英寸。　　Butdon’tstarteati

3、ngyet！Checkfirsttoseewhatemergencyrepairsmaybenecessary.Sometimesasugarconewillbesocrushedorbrokenorcrackedthatallonecmdoisgulpatthethinglikeasavage，gettingwhathecanofitandlettingtherestdroptotheground，andthenevacuatingtheareaofcatastropheasquicklyaspossible.　　但还别开始吃！先查看一下是否需要进行必要的紧急修补

4、。有时候甜筒给压扁、断裂、破碎了，你只好犹如野人一般狼吞虎咽，能吃。多少算多少，其余的只能任由滴到地上，接着还得要迅速撤离灾难现场。　　Checkingtheconeforpossibletroublecanbedoneinasecondortwo，ifoneknowswheretolookanddoesitsystematically.Atroublespotsomepeopleoverlookisthebottomtipofthecone.Thismayhavebeenbrokenoff.Ortheflapoftheconematerialatthebottom

5、，usuallywrappedoveritselfinthatfunnyspiralconstruction，maybefoldedinawaythatisimperfectandleavesanopening.Noneedtosaythatthroughthisopening-inamatterofperhapsthirtyor，atmost，ninetyseconds-willbegintopourhundredsofthousandsofstickymoleculesofmeltedicecream.　　如果一个人知道该注意什么地方并有系统地去做，检查蛋筒以防

6、隐患只消一两秒钟便可完成。蛋筒的尖底往往是为人们所忽视的地方——这儿或有可能已经破损。再或者蛋筒底部常给弄成可笑的螺旋状，由于扭拧技术欠佳而留下缺口。不用说，过了30秒或至多90秒钟，成百上千融化了的冰激凌粘乎乎的微粒便会从这缺口倾涌而出。　　Youknowinthiscasethenyoumustinstantlygetthepapernapkininyourlefthandunderandaroundthebottomoftheconetostemtheforthcomingflow，orelsebedoomedtoeattheconefartoorapidly

7、.Itisagrimmoment.Noonewantstoeataconeunderthatkindofpressure，butneitherdoesanyonewanttoendupwiththebottomoftheconestucktoamessynapkin.　　在此情况下，你要立即用左手拿纸中包在蛋筒底部及四周堵住涌出的冰漠淋，否则的话，你只能匆匆忙忙地吃下蛋筒。这可真令人着恼。没人希望在那样的压力下吃冰激凌，也不会有人希望吃剩个脏兮兮的纸中裹着的蛋筒底。　　There’soneotheralternative-onethattakesbothskil