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1、叫我第一名FrontoftheClassBrad:MynameisBradleyCohen.ButwhenIwasakid,peoplecalledmebylotsofnames,mybrother,Jeff,calledmeDr.Bobo.Mymomcalledmehoney.Andthekindsatschool?Well,theycalledmeeverythingfromspaztofreak.Ididn'thavemanyfriendsactually.ButIdidhaveaconstantcompanion,Icanbarely
2、rememberatimewhenitwasn'tthere.Nowsometimes,itwasn'taproblemforme.Othertimes,itwas.布拉德：我的名字叫布拉德利.科恩，但小时候，人们给我起了好多外号，我弟弟杰夫，叫我波波医生，我妈妈叫我宝贝。至于学校里的孩子们？噢，他们叫什么的都有，从笨蛋直到怪物。事实上，我的朋友不多。但我确实拥有一个终生伙伴，我不记得它几时曾离开过，有些时候，它不会困扰到我。但某些时刻，却会。Boy:Dropwhat?Dropbooks?扔什么？扔掉书？LittleBrad:Stopit.别
3、这样。Boy:Areyouscared,Brad?What'swrong?害怕了，布拉德？怎么了？LittleBrad:Leavemealone.走开。Boys:Fight!Fight!Fight!上啊！上！打！TeacherA:Whatisgoingon?发生什么事了？Boy:Comeon,bringiton!快点，来啊！TeacherA:Stop!Stopthatfightingrightnow!Getbacktoclass!Stopthatnonsense.Youareinbigtrouble,mister.老师A：住手。别打了，住手，
4、回去上课！别废话，你真是个大麻烦，先生TeacherB:Thegirlfellinthemudandgotdirty. 老师B：女孩跌进泥潭，全身脏透。布拉德：我和我的终身伙伴都憎恨学校，我迫不及待地盼望着放学。不再有作业，不再有课本，再不用看老师的臭脸色。6岁时，我的伙伴第一次出现，但几年后它才有了自己的名字，心理医生说我不过是精力过盛，我发出滑稽的声音，做出古怪的举止，只是为了引起注意，这只是个阶段，我会慢慢克服，变得“正常”...像其他人一样。直到现在，我的终生伙伴还陪伴着我。现在，对我朋友来说，我是个棒极了的正常人，一个喜欢棒球和80
5、年代无聊音乐的男孩。他们觉得，那音乐比我弄出的声音还奇怪。Brad:OnethingmyConstantCompanionandIagreedonwasthatwehatedschool.Icouldn'twaituntilIgotout.Nomorehomework,nomorebooks,nomoreteachers'dirtylooks.MycompanionfirstshowedupwhenIwassix,butitwasyearsbeforeithadaname.NowtheshrinkssaidIwasjusthyper,Imad
6、efunnynoisesandactedweirdtodrawattentiontomyself.Iwasjustaphase:I'dgrowoutofitandbe"normal"...likeeverybodyelse.Throughitall,myconstantcompanionstuckwithme.Now,tomyfriends,I'mjustregular,oldBrad.Theguywholikesbaseball,andwholovescheesy80smusic,whichtheythinkismuchweirdertha
7、nthenoisesImake.Brad:YouknowwhatIjustrealized?你知道我刚才意识到了什么？Nancy:What?南希：什么？Brad:AllduckshaveTourette's.所有的鸭子都有妥瑞氏症。Nancy:Whyisthat?为什么那么说？Brad:Youknowwhat.MyTourette's...mynoises.我的妥瑞氏症，我的噪音。Nancy:NotwhenIcomparethemtothenoisesotherguysmake.Youknow,likebraggers,loud-talker
8、s,egocentric,humor-challengedidiots.Seriously,no,yournoisesdon'tbothermeatall.Aslo
