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1、《叶花K西》 人物介绍：西门吹雪（Ｘ），叶孤城（Ｙ），Ｋing(K).花满楼（Ｈ） 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow. Birdsaredancinginthecold. Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep. Windiscominginsilence. Anothermysteriousmanapproaches. Y与X相遇． X：oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou! Y:Hah
2、a,Nevermindbaybay. X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearth?couldyoutellmeyourname? Y:haha,Iwon’tchangemyname!nomatterwhathappens.I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng.Whoareyou? X:Iamximenchuixue. Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixue? X:Yes,whatiswrong? Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts? X:Great,youknowme!
3、 Y抱腿：Please,please……Don’tkillme!letmeyougo! X:No,Imustkillyou! Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereareaeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearoldsontobelookedafterbyme! X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''tforceme! X:Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X抢过牛奶:mil
4、k,verygood!Ilikedrinkingit.howdoyouknowthat? Y:pleasedrinkit! X喝完牛奶:Thanks,ha,ha Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme? X:Sure,must!milkismilk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!? X:I’msureIwon’t! Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime,you’llne
5、verbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach! Y大笑：HaHa…… X可怜状:help!help!Whereisthewashroom? Y:What? X:Toliet? Y:What? X:The“WC”? Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad! X:Thanks,byebye. Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow! H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasi
6、cobligation! Y:Whoareyou? H:Hua---man----lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue? Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”now,ha…… H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld! Y:Youareright! H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininus? Y:Yes,It’sverygood. H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemyking! Y:Ok,Le
7、t’sgo! 第二幕：无间道 H:Mydearest!letmeintroduceyeguchengtoyou!（指Y）thisisyegucheng. K:sitdownplese,yegucheng. H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascoldheadache,sairandaids? Y:Yes,Ido. K:Huamanlou,come.puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停） X唱着上:Onl
