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1、DOINGTHECIRCUITAlexanderJablokov"Sotellme,Fiona,whatdoyouwantthisexerciseprogramtoachieve?""I'msorry?""What'syourgoal?I'myourtrainer.Ihavetoknowwhatyou'reafter.""Iwant,youknow,aflatterstomach?"Imakeanoteonmysheet."Okay.""And,like,atighterbutt?""Fine.""AndIwanttob
2、eabletobrachiate.""Brachiate?Swingthroughthetreeslikeagibbon?""Asiamang,actually.Yeah.AndIwanttoclimb.It'sinthisyear:radarantennas,buildingsunderconstruction,powerplantcoolingtowers....""Good,great.""Butit'snotjustfitnessforme.Yousee,I'vegotthisgirlfriend?"Idon't
3、wanttohearit."We'llworkbiceps,lats,allthat.Somesurgicalmodificationoftherotatorcuffmayprovenecessary...doyouunderstandthat?""Yes.""Itcanbedoneasanoutpatientprocedure.Andyourarmsneedtobelengthened.That'salittlemorecomplicated.We'llinsertlengthsoftitaniumalloyintoy
4、ourhumerus,ulna,andradius.We'vefoundthatgivesusthebestbalanceofflexibilityversusstrength.""Great!Mygirlfriendwilllovethat."I'mnotreallyinanymoodtodiscussgirlfriends."Thosefashion'cepsofyours...veryimpressive,Fiona.Climbingalong-timeambitionforyou?"Herbicepsaremas
5、sive,craggymassifs,andloomfromholescutinherdenimsleeves."Youknowwhat'sfunny?Ididn'thaveanyideawhenIhadtheseinstalled.Ijustlikedthattectoniclook,youknow?Thesearemytwofavorites.Therightone'stheEiger,theleftisK2."TheEiger'sinfamousNorthFace,justatraceofsnowclingingi
6、nthecracks,isparticularlystriking,adeathwaitingtohappen."Butifyouwantthehylobatidaemods...."Ibegin."Iknow,Iknow.I'llhavetogiveupongeographicalfeatures.I'mready."Fiona,likemanyofmyclients,isdesperatetoadheretosociety'sarbitrarystandardsofbeauty.Andsheisgorgeous,Im
7、ustadmit.Therearetimeswhenthearbitraryisuniversal,eternal.I'mgladthisisthetimeIlivein.She'scompletelycoveredwithmattedreddishhair,sothathergreeneyeslooklikejadeearringslostonashagcarpet.Herfingersandtoesarewebbed,nothingexcessive,niceandsubtle.She'sscrimshawedher
8、surgicallyimplantedwalrustuskswithfaux-na‹fimagesrepresentingthepassageofabillthroughCongress.Icansmellthebittermuskofheranalglands.Iwouldbeheadoverheels,excep
