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1、英语笑话翻译集粹AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",thenthemansays:"God,whatisamillionyearstoyou?"andGodsays:"asecond",thenthemansays:"God,canIhaveapenny?"andGodsays"Inasecond"，网络英语资源一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊,一百万美元对你意味
2、着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."，网络英语资源Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirbabies.Thenursecomesuptothefirstmanandsays,"Congratulations,yougottwins."Themansaid"Howstrange,I'mthemanagerofMinnes
3、otaTwins."Afterawhilethenursecomesuptothesecondmanandsays,"Congratulations,yougottriplets."Manwaslike"Hmmm,strangeIworkedasadirectorforthe"3musketeers."Finally,thenursecomesuptothethirdmanandsays网络英语资源"Congratulations,yougottwinsx2."Manishappyandsays,"Ironic,Iworkfo
4、rthehotel"4Seasons."Allthreeofthemarehappyuntiltheyseetheirlastbuddyjumpingallovertheplace,cursingGodandbanginghisheadonthewall.Theyaskedhimwhat'swrongandheanswered,"What'swrong?Iworkfor7up"!，四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一
5、会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"网络英语资源呵呵,一个比一个效率高.，OsamaBinLaden,aCanadian,andPresidentBushwerewalkingdownthestreetwhent
6、heysawagoldenlamp.Theyrubbeditandageniecameoutandsaid,"Iwillgranteachoneawishthat’s3together."TheCanadiansaid,"IamafatherandmysonwillbeafarmersoIwantthesoilinCanadatobeforeverfertile."Thegeniesaidthemagicwordsandthewishcametrue.Osamalookedamazedsohewishedforawallaro
7、undAfghanistanthegeniesaidthemagicwordsandagainthewishcametrue.PresidentBushsaid"Genie,tellmemoreaboutthiswall,"thegeniesaid,”It’s50feetthickand500feettallsonothingcangetinandnothingcangetout."PresidentBushsaid,”Wow!That’sabigbridge...Fillitwithwater!!!网络英语资源拉登,一加拿大
8、人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望
