简洁的英语笑话 [简洁英语笑话带翻译]

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1、简洁的英语笑话[简洁英语笑话带翻译]前苏联闻名作家高尔基说过,"哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。'从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不行缺少的"调剂品'。细心收集了简洁英语笑话带翻译，供大家观赏学习!简洁英语笑话带翻译篇1Jerrywenttoapsychiatrist.Doc,hesaid,Ivegottrouble.EverytimeIgetintobed,Ithinktheressomebodyunderit.Imgoingcrazy!Justputyourselfinmyhandsforoneyear,saidth

2、eshrink.Cometomethreetimesaweek,andIllcureyourfears.Howmuchdoyoucharge?Ahundreddollarspervisit.Illsleeponit,saidJerry.SixmonthslaterthedoctormetJerryonthestreet.Whydidntyouevercometoseemeagain?askedthepsychiatrist.Forahundredbucksavisit?Thebartendercuredme

3、for$10.Isthatso!How?Hetoldmetocutthelegsoffthebed!Aintnobodyundertherenow!!!杰瑞去看精神病医生。"医生，我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了!'"给我一年时间，'医生说，"每周来三次，我会治好你。'"费用是多少呢?'"每次一百美元。'"我会仔细考虑的。'杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，"为什么你再也没来呢?'医生问。"一次一百块钱吗?有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。'"真的?他怎么做到的?'"他

4、让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了!'简洁英语笑话带翻译篇2Beforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatIdpassedtodaysexam.Donttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturnsouttobetheopposite.Motherreplied.ThenIdohopeIllfailtheothersubjectsinmydre

5、amtonight,Tomsaid.在期末考试之前，汤姆告知他的母亲："妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今日的考试。'"不要信任梦，友爱的。据说梦中的经受通常与现实相反。'妈妈答道。"那么，我真盼望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。'汤姆说。简洁英语笑话带翻译篇3Littlebrother:Isawyoukissmyeldersister,andifyoudontgivemeanickelIlltellmyfather.Sistersboyfriend:No,dontdothat.Heresani

6、ckel.Littlebrother:ThatmakesabuckandaquarterIvemadethismonth.弟弟：我观察你亲我姐姐了，假如你不给我五分钱，我就告知我爸。姐姐的男伴侣：不要那样做。给你五分钱。弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。简洁英语笑话带翻译篇4Ayoungmotherbelievedthatitwasverywrongtowasteanyfoodwhenthereweresomanyhungrypeopleintheworld.Oneevening,shewasgiving

7、hersmalldaughterherteabeforeputtinghertobed.Firstshegaveherasliceoffreshbrownbreadandbutter,butthechildsaidthatshedidnotwantitlikethat.Sheaskedforsomejamonherbreadaswell.Hermotherlookedatherforafewsecondsandthensaid,WhenIwasasmallgirllikeyou,Lucy,Iwasalway

8、sgiveneitherbreadandbutter,orbreadandjam,butneverbreadwithbutterandjam.Lucylookedathermotherforafewmomentswithpityinhereyesandthensaidtoherkindly,Arentyoupleasedthatyouvecometolivewithusnow?一位年轻的母亲认为，世界上还有很多受