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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑关于两分钟英文笑话阅读两分钟笑话英语笑话是民族文化不行或缺的一部分。透过英语笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、.关系和心理特征等等。我整理了关于两分钟英文笑话，欢迎阅读!关于两分钟英文笑话：MotherOfSixAmanhassixchildrenandisveryproudofhisachievement.Infact,heissoproudofhimselfandhisabilitytoimpregnatethathestartsreferringtohiswifeasMoth
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4、rburettoris.Illcheckitout.Wheresthecar?WIFE:Inthepool.关于两分钟英文笑话：WhatDidHeSay?Anelderlycoupleweredrivingacrossthecountry.ThewomanwasdrivingwhenshegotpulledoverbytheGardai.第3页共3页本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑TheGardasaid,Maamdidyouknowyouwerespeeding?Thewomanturnstoherhusbandandas
5、ked,Whatdidhesay?Theoldmanyelled,Hesaysyouwerespeeding!TheGardasaid,MayIseeyourlicense?Thewomanturnedtoherhusbandandasked,Whatdidhesay?Theoldmanyelled,Hewantstoseeyourlicense!Thewomangavehimherlicense.TheGardasaid,IseeyouarefromMayo.Ispentsometimethereonceandhadthewo
6、rstdateIhaveeverhad.Thewomanturnedtoherhusbandandasked,Whatdidhesay?Theoldmanyelled,Hethinksheknowsyou!关于两分钟英文笑话：VibratingHusbandAmotherwaswalkingdownthehallwhensheheardahummingsoundcomingfromherdaughtersbedroom.Whensheopenedthedoorshefoundherdaughternakedonthebedwit
7、havibrator.Whatareyoudoing?Sheexclaimed.Thedaughterreplied,Im35andstilllivingathomewithmyparentsandthisistheclosestIllevergettoahusband.Laterthatweek,thefatherwasinthekitchenandheardahummingsoundcomingfromthebasement.Whenhewentdownstairs,hefoundhisdaughternakedonasof
8、awithhervibrator.Whatareyoudoing?Heexclaimed.第3页共3页本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑Thedaughterreplied,Im35andstilllivingathomewithmyparentsandthi
