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1、奥巴马白宫晚宴幽默演讲上演单口相声自爆齐刘海搞怪照美国总统奥巴马4月27日晚上出席白宫记者协会晚宴，公布自己的齐刘海搞怪照片，爆猛料拿自己开涮。晚宴上，奥巴马公布了一批修改的搞怪图片。图片中，第一夫人米歇尔的齐刘海发型转移到了奥巴马脑门上。奥巴马说，希望在第二届任期中做出改变，提升形象，不知道偷师米歇尔“换发型”算不算其中之一。奥巴马当晚尺度大开，不断自嘲。此前，他在复活节庆祝活动上，打篮球曾经22投2中，惨不忍睹的命中率是难得的笑料。总统先生也大方的主动提起，博得在场各位一笑。RemarksbyThePresid
2、entatTheWhiteHouseCorrespondents'AssociationDinner英语演讲稿：WashingtonHiltonHotel,Washington,D.C.10:14P.M.EDTTHEPRESIDENT:Thankyou.(Applause.)Thankyou,everybody.(Laughter.)Howdoyoulikemynewentrancemusic?(Applause.)RushLimbaughwarnedyouaboutthis--secondterm,baby.(L
3、aughterandapplause.)We'rechangingthingsaroundherealittlebit.(Laughter.)Actually,myadvisorswerealittleworriedaboutthenewrapentrancemusic.(Laughter.)Theyarealittlemoretraditional.TheysuggestedthatIshouldstartwithsomejokesatmyownexpense,justtakemyselfdownapeg.Iwa
4、slike,guys,afterfourandahalfyears,howmanypegsarethereleft?(Laughter.)IwanttothanktheWhiteHouseCorrespondents.Ed,you'redoinganoutstandingjob.Wearegratefulfor--(applause)--thegreatworkyou'vedone.Toallthedignitarieswhoarehere,everybodyonthedais--Iespeciallywantto
5、saythankyoutoRayOdierno,whodoesoutstandingserviceonbehalfofourcountry,andallourmenandwomeninuniformeverysingleday.(Applause.)Andofcourse,ourextraordinaryFirstLady,MichelleObama.(Applause.)EverybodylovesMichelle.(Laughter.)She'sonthecoverofVogue,highpollnumbers
6、.Butdon'tworry--Irecentlygotmyownmagazinecover.(Laughter.)Now,look,Igetit.Thesedays,IlookinthemirrorandIhavetoadmit,I'mnotthestrappingyoungMuslimsocialistthatIusedtobe.(Laughter.)Timepasses.Yougetalittlegray.(Laughter.)Andyet,evenafterallthistime,Istillmakeroo
7、kiemistakes.Like,I'moutinCalifornia,we'reatafundraiser,we'rehavinganicetime.IhappentomentionthatKamalaHarrisisthebest-lookingattorneygeneralinthecountry.(Laughter.)Asyoumightimagine,IgottroublewhenIgotbackhome.(Laughter.)WhoknewEricHolderwassosensitive?(Laught
8、erandapplause.)Andthenthere'stheEasterEggRoll,whichissupposedtobejustanice,funeventwiththekids.Igooutonthebasketballcourt,took22shots--madetwoofthem.(Laughter.)That'sright:twohits,
