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1、English Jokes ThePerfectSon.A:Ihavetheperfectson.B:Doeshesmoke?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doesheevercomehomelate?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Iguessyoureallydohavetheperfectson.Howoldishe?A:HewillbesixmonthsoldnextWednesday.----------------------------------------------------
2、----------------------------Girl:Youwouldbeagooddancerexceptfortwothings.Boy:Whatarethetwothings?Girl:Yourfeet.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Afamilyofmiceweresurprisedbyabigcat.FatherMousejumpedandsaid,"Bow-wow!"Thecatranaway."Whatwasthat,F
3、ather?"askedBabyMouse."Well,son,that'swhyit'simportanttolearnasecondlanguage." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------MyfriendsaidheknewamanwithawoodenlegnamedSmith.SoIaskedhim"Whatwasthenameofhisotherleg?"(Trythisonewithyourstudentsthenexttimeyouar
4、eteachingalessonthatincludesthistypeofgrammer.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thedoctortothepatient:'Youareverysick'Thepatienttothedoctor:'CanIgetasecondopinion?'Thedoctoragain:'Yes,youareveryuglytoo...'Iusethisjokeforretellinginreportedspee
5、ch.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Amangoestothedoctorandsays,"Doctor,whereverItouch,ithurts."Thedoctorasks,"Whatdoyoumean?"Themansays,"WhenItouchmyshoulder,itreallyhurts.IfItouchmyknee-OUCH!WhenItouchmyforehead,itreally,reallyhurts."Thedocto
6、rsays,"Iknowwhat'swrongwithyou-you'vebrokenyourfinger!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Patient:Doctor,IhaveapaininmyeyewheneverIdrinktea.Doctor:Takethespoonoutofthemugbeforeyoudrink.------------------------------------------------------------
7、--------------------Patient:Doctor!You'vegottohelpme!Nobodyeverlistenstome.NooneeverpaysanyattentiontowhatIhavetosay.Doctor:Nextplease!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Twoboyswerearguingwhentheteacherenteredtheroo
