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1、SectionII趣味幽默篇Passage13Henrywasanofficeworkerinabigcity.Heworkedveryhardandenjoyedtravelinginhisholidays.Heusuallywenttotheseaside,butoneyearhesawanadvertisementinanewspaper.Tnjoycountrylife・SpendafewweeksatWestHillFarm・Goodfood.Freshair.Horseriding.Walking.Fishing・Che
2、apandinteresting.n“Thissoundsagoodidea,”hethought.urilspendamonthatWestHillFarm.IthinkIcanenjoyhorseriding,walkingandfishing.Theyllmakeachangefromsittingbytheseasideandswimming.”Hewrotetothefarmer.IntheletterhesaidthathewouldliketospendallofJulythere・ThenonthefirstofJu
3、ly,heleftforWestHillFarm.Butfourdayslater,hereturnedhome.“WhatwaswrongwithWestHillFarm?”hisbestfriend,Ed,askedhim."Didn'tyouenjoycountrylife?n“Countrylifewasverygood,'Henrysaid・“Buttherewasanotherproblem.n“Oh.What?”uWell,nhesaid,uthefirstdayIwasthereasheepdied,andwehad
4、roastmuttonfordinner.n“What'swrongwiththat?"Edasked.“Freshmeatisthebest.”“Iknow,butontheseconddayacowdied,andwehadroastbeeffordinner.”“Luckyyou!”"Youdon'tunderstand「Henrysaid.uOnthethirddayapigdiedandwehadroastporkfordinner.”UAdifferentmeateveryday「Edsaidloudly,“andyou
5、arecomplaining!,^“Letmefinish/1Henrysaid.'"Onthefourthdaythefarmerdied,andIdidn'tdare（敢）stayfordinner!”1.HowdidHenryfindoutaboutthefarm?A.Hesawitinanewspaperadvertisement.B・Hisbestfriendtoldhim.C・Hewrotetothefarmer.D.Maybehelearneditfromtheradio.2.Henrycamebackhomeseve
6、raldayslaterbecause・A.hedidn1likethecountrylifeatallB.thefarmerwasn'tfriendlytohimC.hisholidaywasoverD.hethoughthemighthavetoeatthefarmer3.u...andyouarecomplaining!：theword“complairTmeans.A.夸奖B.说三道四C.抱怨D.故弄玄虚4.Whichofthefollowingsentencesistrue?A.Edcouldeatadifferentki
7、ndofmeateveryday.B.Henrythoughthecouldenjoyachange・C.Henrycouldn'tthinkofanythingelsetodo,sohewenttothefarm.D.Thefarmerdiedbecauseofthebadmeatheate.2.Whichisthebesttitleforthepassage?A.Whatabeautifulfarm!B.Haveagoodtime.C.AshortholidayD.Henryandthefarmer.Passage14After
8、returningfromherroundtrip,theangrywomanstoodoutsidetheticketofficeofthestation."Therailwayowesme12pounds「shesaidtoHar
