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1、SectionII趣味幽默篇Passage13 Henrywasanofficeworkerinabigcity.Heworkedveryhardandenjoyedtravelinginhisholidays. Heusuallywenttotheseaside,butoneyearhesawanadvertisementinanewspaper.“Enjoycountrylife.SpendafewweeksatWestHillFarm.Goodfood.Freshair.Horseriding.Walking.Fishing.Cheapandinterest
2、ing.” “Thissoundsagoodidea,”hethought.“I’llspendamonthatWestHillFarm.IthinkIcanenjoyhorseriding,walkingandfishing.They’llmakeachangefromsittingbytheseasideandswimming.” Hewrotetothefarmer.IntheletterhesaidthathewouldliketospendallofJulythere.ThenonthefirstofJuly,heleftforWestHillFarm.
3、 Butfourdayslater,hereturnedhome. “WhatwaswrongwithWestHillFarm?”hisbestfriend,Ed,askedhim.“Didn’tyouenjoycountrylife?” “Countrylifewasverygood,”Henrysaid.“Buttherewasanotherproblem.” “Oh.What?” “Well,”hesaid,“thefirstdayIwasthereasheepdied,andwehadroastmuttonfordinner.” “What'swr
4、ongwiththat?”Edasked.“Freshmeatisthebest.” “Iknow,butontheseconddayacowdied,andwehadroastbeeffordinner.” “Luckyyou!” “Youdon'tunderstand,”Henrysaid.“Onthethirddayapigdiedandwehadroastporkfordinner.” “Adifferentmeateveryday,”Edsaidloudly,“andyouarecomplaining!” “Letmefinish,”Henrysa
5、id.“Onthefourthdaythefarmerdied,andIdidn'tdare(敢)stayfordinner!” 1.HowdidHenryfindoutaboutthefarm? A.Hesawitinanewspaperadvertisement.B.Hisbestfriendtoldhim. C.Hewrotetothefarmer.D.Maybehelearneditfromtheradio. 2.Henrycamebackhomeseveraldayslaterbecause______________. A.hedidn'tlik
6、ethecountrylifeatallB.thefarmerwasn’tfriendlytohim C.hisholidaywasoverD.hethoughthemighthavetoeatthefarmer 3.“…andyouarecomplaining!”,theword“complain”means__________. A.夸奖B.说三道四C.抱怨D.故弄玄虚 4.Whichofthefollowingsentencesistrue? A.Edcouldeatadifferentkindofmeateveryday. B.Henrythoug
7、hthecouldenjoyachange. C.Henrycouldn'tthinkofanythingelsetodo,sohewenttothefarm. D.Thefarmerdiedbecauseofthebadmeatheate. 5.Whichisthebesttitleforthepassage? A.Whatabeautifulfarm!B.Haveagoodtime. C.AshortholidayD.Henryandthefarmer. Passage14 Afterreturningfromherroundtrip
